forgive me, i couldn't resist.
I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
Yaar just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!
Heyya, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
See me hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
Aye!! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!
Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.
Do ya' mind if the parrot watches?
Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.
Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?
Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? it appears there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre ya free on Saturday?
So you're the new cabin boy, eh?
Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only)